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Mon August 19, 2024
	Photoshop these fair contestants source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	On this day in history, in 1960, Captured U.S. spy pilot Francis Gary Powers was sentenced in Russia after his U-2 spy plane was shot down, in a diplomatic upheaval made worse by the fact that he still hadn't found what he was looking for source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	1
	Your official DNC prime time thread. Will Joe bring down the house with his graceful exit? Will the crowd remain on their feet the entire time? Will there be a massive ketchup flood in Florida? Live coverage begins at 8PM ET source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	120
(Some Guy)	Alien invasion plan to exhume King Arthur undone by Abergavenny Man, a rusty sword, and a Duran Duran tribute act. The world is safe, but Paul's Simon LeBon act may never recover source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Scrolling through pages of videos results in massive boredom, according to study of people on page 69 of PornHub source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Doctor reprimanded for "performing frequent unnecessary digital rectal exams, and using an outdated historic technique with the patient supine [lying face upward]" source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	51
	Problem: Your mother church's pastor has been outed as a child molester. Solution: Change your church's name to get people to forget about your mother church. Difficulty: You married the mother church's pastor's daughter source: christianpost.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	States banning Kei cars as unsafe. Lee Iacocca seen spinning in grave source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	84
(Some Guy)	Leonardo, NO source: newsnationnow.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	MPOX suddenly more terrifying than MMMBop source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	48
	Photoshop these seawater celebrators source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	"You got your Philippine Coast Guard vessel in my Chinese ship" "You got your Chinese ship in my Philippine Coast Guard vessel" Two Great Tastes that taste not so great together source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Reasons not to wear a helmet. Point gets driven to the ground after a bit source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	103
	Well, that's one of the flaws of having an absolute monarchy as a system of government now innit? An aging ruler, a forged decree and BAM your country is in a decade-long war that's a bloody stalemate source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	On this day in history, in 1953, a CIA‑assisted coup overthrew the government of Iran. And everybody lived happily ever after source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	House candidate stops dangerous criminal in diapers, rewards city with $25K bill source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Ravioli a la Battery source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	In a stunning break with People magazine, Russia declares Clooney undesirable source: jpost.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	There's a lot to unpack in that headline, I'm going to need a flow chart and/or a Venn diagram source: katu.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	My world problem: bank card won't tap on all machines. Libyan world problem: bank executive kidnapped and there is no government source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Daughter, driving high on pink cocaine, claiming to be from the future and in the possession of a crystal ball, is no way to go through life source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Gen Z and millennials now approaching a 'sober curious' lifestyle in which they consider not drinking. Hell, that's not new, I've been curious about what it's like to be sober most of my life source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	One... two... three... All three Kursk bridges destroyed. Ah ah ah source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	35
	Ring. Hezbollah commander Fuad Shukr here. Go to the 7th floor? Odd request but since this is a secure line it should be fine... Ding. 7th floor.... Hmm, no one here. What's that whooshing sound? source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Chicago cop solves mental health crisis the old-fashioned way source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	70
(Some Guy)	Next time someone claims that a socialist economy can't meet market demands point out the slow motion IV fluid shortage of 2023 to 2025. By IV fluid I mean sterile salt and water inside a plastic bag. By shortage I mean artificial to inflate prices source: medicalrepublic.com.au \| share: Copy Link	71
	What's it like to live in a murder house? source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	44
	90 year old Catholic First Generation Italian American Grandmother has some thoughts on gay marriage. And a new recipe for Tuscan Chicken source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Wait. "Drive sober or get pulled over"? That's a stupid slogan. We can do better, Fark source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	"According to the indictment, Cranford drove to Rimpy's Store and bought a 750ml bottle of Seagram's Extra Dry Gin and left it in a ditch along Cobbham Road in the path of a work crew of state prisoners from the Jefferson Co Correctional Institution" source: wrdw.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Phil Donahue, Pioneering Talk Show Host, Dies at 88. Oprah Winfrey and others to follow, again source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share: Copy Link	107
	Just like Autonomy Corporation, the company he founded, Mike Lynch is under water source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	"Neither Santos nor federal prosecutors would comment on Monday's scheduled court appearance. On Santos' social media account, he made no mention of his legal troubles, instead offering a negative movie review to the new film "Alien Romulus" source: ny1.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Photoshop this cat cafe' scene source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	A manager at Sugar Life said they don't do returns on candy, and they make that clear during the check-out process source: azfamily.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	A look back at the 1973 siege that led to the creation of one of the most misunderstood and misused psychiatric terms in existence. Well, until "gaslighting" came along source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	What better way to start your Monday than to see a bunch of Transformers cover the Mortal Kombat theme source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	You are cordially invited to the weeddong of Nova and Reemo. Ticket prices start at $333. Gratuity of 20%, 22% or 25% is appreciated source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Day 908 of WW3. UAF drops another bridge over Seym river in Kursk. Zelenskyy says Ukraine is building a "buffer zone" inside Russia, Indian PM Modi plans to visit Kyiv, and Pooty Poot goes to Azerbaijan. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	248
	Potatoes, the missing 4th Sister in New World crop domestication source: potatonewstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	34
(The Denver Channel)	Got milk? BLAM BLAM BLAM source: denver7.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	If you're the mayor attending a public event commemorating Indian independence, you have one job: Don't confuse India with Pakistan source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	24
(APTN News)	The hunger strike at Pine Grove prison is safer than eating the food source: aptnnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	15
	Late night shooting at cemetery leaves one man dead, bodies everywhere source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Dat asses are wild source: 12news.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Oh, did you think climate change's heat and humidity would EXTEND summertime on the Great Lakes? Oh you sweet autumnal child source: theweathernetwork.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Wings. Beer. Shots source: abc17news.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Want to visit a popular Italian beach? There's an app for that source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	5

Sun August 18, 2024
	Florida lost $1.4B in damage from Hurricane Debby, but it did make $1.3M in washed-ashore cocaine source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Florida middle schoolers practice for their inevitable "Florida man" headlines source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	11

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