2024-08-15T18:46:58
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
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2024-08-15T18:43:05
Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
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2024-08-15T18:42:11
If you can read this, you're too close.
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2024-08-15T16:34:33
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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2024-08-15T16:32:08
Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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2024-08-15T16:25:00
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
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2024-08-15T16:24:51
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
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2024-08-15T08:03:41
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
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2024-08-15T08:03:08
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
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2024-08-15T08:03:04
Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?
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