No Humanity - The Hardest Game 9+

Can you last 30 seconds‪?‬

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Designed for iPad

- 4.7 • 2.6K Ratings

- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases

Description

Once upon a time, there is a spaceship emoji.

And it got caught up in a galactic doodle war between Brian and Shan, where lasers are beaming, bullets are firing, little boys’ hairs are rapidly growing and monsters' eyes are popping.

To be warned, this is not a game for everyone, we made this game extremely hard and unpredictable to just make our fans very happy.

Therefore this game contains:

* Mild frustration,
* Unfair gameplay,
* Ugly doodle

* space-themed apocalypse
* poorly made bullet hell without shoot'em up
* up to 8 players online multiplayer; only not lag if you play with friends nearby.
* fish
* poor taste humor
* amateur graphic
* limited budget music

* rewarded video ads
* a once in a time life experience
* Chinese
* kinda works without wifi
* claw machine
* potentially pay to win

Thank you my dear fans, because you shared this game with your friends and watched them struggle, this game survived, and the team gets to go crazy with their ideas.

Feb 6, 2023

Version 8.6.1

Bug Fixes & improvements:
- REWORKED multiplayer networking system.
- UPDATED backends.

4.7 out of 5

2.6K Ratings

Not To Shabby

I absolutely love this game! For the people who thinks it’s literally impossible, it’s not
Oddly enough the middle is the safest because all the things come from the side. The only thing I think is really hard is the hand. I can’t quite predict where it’s gunna land let alone move outa the way while dodging bullets and such. I truly do think this might be the hardest game. Considering the best time isn’t even a minute. There is a pattern in there somewhere staying still might seem like a good plan but that only ends with you surrounded by bullets. The bullets aim at you so if you move they won’t over power you. As for the lasers, I ain’t got nothing for that. They cause many problems. You’re best bet is to settle in, turn on some pandora music and try to stay calm. Oh and coffee never hurts. Anyway, love this game; everything about. Keep this ball rolling.

Wow. Must - Try

This is a pretty good game. If you like dodging things (such as Cupid arrows, missiles, or bullets), you will rather obviously like this game. Time seems really short when you play it though, but it's really addicting. (36 -my best- seconds seems like a lot now).
Though there is a problem. Probably just me, so you're most likely good. Anyways, when I get out of it officially (swiping up after pressing home twice), when I get back in, all my stuff is gone T_T Please fix it!!!
Other than that, it's great. I'll keep it downloaded anyways though, it's good.

Thank for the great comment, sorry about this bug happened to you, please send us an email: richardf@sweatychair.com, we will try to find out the problem and give you compensation.

Very good, but could use improvement

I love the game and the concept! The game has some bugs like; not being able to click play at times. I would like to see some improvement with gameplay such as making it easier to know what’s about to attack so people can have at least a slimmer of a second to react because the red circle is barely helpful when it’s in a corner then you get hit by 15 fish and an octopus from a small red dot that was no where near where the attack came from. Also, more setting such as gameplay and audio because for me the music is very quite and I would like to turn it up, but sadly can’t.

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Information

Seller

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Size

239.7 MB

Category

Games

Compatibility

iPhone: Requires iOS 11.0 or later.

iPad: Requires iPadOS 11.0 or later.

iPod touch: Requires iOS 11.0 or later.

Mac: Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.

Apple TV: Requires tvOS 9.0 or later.

Apple Vision: Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.

Languages

English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese