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Cluebot, you're the worst!

Cluebot is worse than SkyNet. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.114.127.165 (talk) 08:50, 28 May 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Ok, if you say so... - Rich(MTCD)^T|C|E-Mail 22:43, 30 May 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Facepalm --The Σ ^talk_contribs 02:11, 1 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

listen idiot

stop reverting what I am writing — Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.219.188.103 (talk) 21:21, 10 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

You got reverted once then once again by a human. How about you don't vandalise. - DamianZaremba ^{(talk • contribs)} 21:24, 10 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Facepalm - How about you read the top of the page? --The Σ ^talk_contribs 02:46, 11 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Image related vandalism

As was seen on AN/I, a vandal plastered images of (Redacted) on a highly visible template redirect. Does CBNG detect image-vandalism? Is there any way it can be implemented to search for words in the file name like "swastika" or "4chan" and instantly revert its addition? --The Σ ^talk_contribs 00:48, 19 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

The bot doesn't currently do any form of image->text translation to run though the ANN. This would be awesome however I am not sure how reliable it OCR would be. I would suggest it would require separate entries in the ANN as well as article content and image content will most likely vary. While this could be implemented into the review/training/production stuff It would probably need BAG approval and a lot of training/testing. I would be interested to hear others view on it though as I'm not really aware of that much vandalism by inserting images. Another thought could be CBNG checking the image summary stuff however most images uploaded for the purposes of vandalism probably would not have this completed to a level that it would contain anything "catchable" by the bot. - DamianZaremba ^{(talk • contribs)} 06:22, 19 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Might this and this convince you? Both are very high visible templates. The rev-deleted one was vandalized with swastikas and fecal material, as stated by the admin who removed the vandalism. The names of the files are good enough, and especially because they're put on templates! --The Σ ^talk_contribs 06:35, 19 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

CluelessBot! Just undid a valid change I made to an article. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.8.80.75 (talk) 16:28, 19 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

'ClueBot isn't a human', so why are you telling us? --The Σ ^talk_contribs 19:10, 19 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

...

Cluebot fails.

I was going to revert this... but it can stay for lols - Rich(MTCD)^T|C|E-Mail 10:09, 16 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

With an extra

Facepalm to go with it - Rich(MTCD)^T|C|E-Mail 10:10, 16 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

'Supreme facepalm of destiny' When a regular facepalm just isn't enough... --The Σ ^talk_contribs 21:08, 16 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Cluebot, I was fixing some grammatical mistakes in Barnyard (video game). Why did you turn it back to the way it used to be? You must be a dumb robot to not know to press space after commas and end punctuations, unless it was you who did it! — Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.24.91.67 (talk) 20:28, 21 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Hello IP, if this was a false positive then please report it here so the Bot can be trained on it. Thanks.--5 albert square (talk) 20:33, 21 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Mind if I add an extra

Facepalm for the big flashing message saying CBNG isn't human? --The Σ ^talk_contribs 20:35, 21 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

'Supreme facepalm of destiny' Sorry but the regular facepalm just isn't enough there! IP it's more than likely that you set off one of ClueBot's filters which the Bot would then automatically revert. As ClueBot is not human it doesn't understand things like grammar and spelling. Just what it perceives to be possible vandalism.--5 albert square (talk) 20:55, 21 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Not a Clue

Cluebot you don't have a clue do you? Didn't think so. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.88.172.13 (talk) 00:23, 26 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Supreme facepalm of destiny --The Σ ^talk_contribs 00:34, 26 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Facepalm--Jcaraballo enwiki eswiki 20:33, 26 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

You dun goofed

Welcome to Wikipedia. Everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, but at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Whatever the heck my page was, did not appear to be constructive and has been automatically reverted (undone) by ClueBot NG.

Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Note that human editors do monitor recent changes to Wikipedia articles, and administrators have the ability to block users from editing if they repeatedly engage in vandalism.
ClueBot NG produces very few false positives, but it does happen. If you believe the change you made should not have been detected as unconstructive, please read about it, report it here, remove this warning from your talk page, and then make the edit again.
The following is the log entry regarding this warning: RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 was changed by 141.215.108.165 (u) (t) ANN scored at 0.914221 on 2011-06-28T18:22:03+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot NG (talk) 18:22, 28 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Fricking robots, I'mma let my friend Dan magnetize you.

Supreme facepalm of destiny. You're funny. Actually, you can't magnetise ClueBot unless you break into ClueNet where the servers are. And in any case, you should be thanking ClueBot for cleaning up half the crap that makes it to Recent Changes with little reward. Most of it's by IPs like yourself, 141.215.108.165. --The Σ ^talk_contribs 19:53, 28 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Dumbhead

YOU ARE A FREAKY DUMBHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DumbHead456 (talk) 23:20, 29 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Supreme facepalm of destiny Oh. Your point? --The Σ ^talk_contribs 01:37, 30 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Facepalm

Facepalm -- Cobi^(t|c|b) 07:18, 30 June 2011 (UTC)[reply]

I did not do anything wrong

Why are you editing Wikipedia? Go home to Armenia and shut your mouth. you lie and make things up. Stop now your PKK vermin. — Preceding unsigned comment added by HistorianTurkey (talk • contribs) 13:13, 7 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]

{{facepalm}} --The Σ ^talk_contribs 19:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]

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+== I did not do anything wrong ==
+Why are you editing Wikipedia? Go home to Armenia and shut your mouth. you lie and make things up. Stop now your PKK vermin. <small><span class="autosigned">— Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:HistorianTurkey|HistorianTurkey]] ([[User talk:HistorianTurkey|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/HistorianTurkey|contribs]]) 13:13, 7 July 2011 (UTC)</span></small><!-- Template:Unsigned -->
+:{{tl|facepalm|supreme}} --<span style="text-shadow:gray 0.2em 0.2em 0.1em; class=texhtml">[[User:Σ|The Σ]] <sup>[[User talk:Σ|talk]]</sup><sub style="margin-left:-3.5ex">[[Special:Contributions/Σ|contribs]]</sub></span> 19:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)