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User:TheKaplan

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Hey Folks!

I'm TheKaplan.

My userpage got increasingly out of date, with both my philosophy, interests, and activites changing over time. The old userpage can still be found here in it's entirety, but it is not representative of me.

At the moment I'm trying to involve myself more in history articles than contentious political ones.

Countries Lived In

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United States
United Kingdom

Countries Visited

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Canada
France
Italy
Mexico
The Netherlands
Turkey
Spain
Switzerland
Zambia
Greece

You know you need to take a break from wikipedia when...

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The other day I got into a bit of an argument with someone out in the real world. I started to tell them that they were going to be blocked for violating WP:CIVIL and WP:NPA. It was nagging at me that something wasn't quite right but I couldn't figure out what. I realized about halfway through the second sentence. It came out something like this: "You cannot talk anymore. You are in violation of...uh...the rules of the house. Nevermind." TheKaplan


have a story of your own? add it here! (maybe we can eventually make a whole subpage)


Humor on wikipedia

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I actually think the funniest part of the humor section of the WP universe is the humor tag itself (example[1]). I can just imagine, in my best robot voice:

/Initializing search...
/Scanning...
-Page located
/Analyzing...
/Detecting humour
/Evaluating comedic value...
-Comedic value confirmed
/Tagging...
-Tagging complete


This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.



they This user considers singular they substandard English usage.




mankind For this user, "man" is both gender-encompassing and standard. See "mannaz."




A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.




Is human.This user is a participant in the Grammar WikiProject.




This user supports the
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA




This user drinks tea.




This user enjoys
heavy metal music.




This user enjoys writing.





Tar
This user is loyal to House Targaryen.

Fire and Blood





7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series.





This user enjoys reading the newspaper.





This user is an American Patriot




This user uses Google as a primary search engine.




This user finds censorship offensive.