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│ A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling │
│ the president one of the latest talking computers.                        │
│ Salesman:    "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question    │
│         and it'll give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the         │
│         speed of light?"                                                  │
│ Computer:    186,282 miles per second.                                    │
│ Salesman:    "Who was the first president of the United States?"          │
│ Computer:    George Washington.                                           │
│ President:    "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.            │
│         Where is my father?"                                              │
│ Computer:    Your father is fishing in Georgia.                           │
│ President:    "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty    │
│         years ago!"                                                       │
│ Computer:    Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just    │
│         landed a twelve pound bass.                                       │
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