I absolutely love this. :D While the game is entirely a joke with no deeper meaning, I do appreciate the analysis and find it a lot of fun. Thank you for taking your time doing this.
The protagonist can be of any gender, but that is an interesting idea. However, I promise Zecharias will not pursue someone whose sexuality would cause them to not be interested in him.
The canned tuna is an inside joke between me and a friend, but I think that would be an interesting comparison. Zecharias is a dangerous person who seems sweet on the surface, and has association with water.
Thanks again!