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Terrible game, text only. The amazing artstyle displayed on the side of the page are false advertising.

For some reason, my mouse scroll speed is really slow, but I can't change the sensitivity anywhere. Furthermore, it seems like the game has some weird quirks that are unintended: like getting soft-locked when getting something cancelled and talking to it again. A pain to replay due to both problems, so I'm  just going to consider it a game about getting randomly booted out of the game for no reason.

This game sucks, you should be ashamed. It's also the best thing I've played in a week.

It's okay, if a little pretentious. The walk-backs are a pain, and on the second room there is no way to back from entering the thing in the panel it seems. It takes you back and it's slightly bleh, same with taking the run button from you.

An actually good Bitsy game in presentation, and ended with a good punchline.

That's the catch: there is no game either!

Cool game. Would be nice to be able to use the mouse, and perhaps a mobile port if a little lengthier

The gravity in this game is like the game itself: lacking.

I was tired: but this game was the perfect thing to put me to sleep! Are you thinking on remaking this on UnrealEngine?

Oh wow, it's quite nice to see the game is still being updated! See you in a couple of years, when it comes for the PS6

The ball didn't even have physics. Why would I play this.

I would rather reach the ending of the game in real life than play through this again.