You're a seasoned veteran of the greatest superpower this world has ever known. Gather your objective, drop into the heat of combat, and strike down your foes with a righteous fury!

Important Notes:

  • Audio is a vital element of the game, as such there are no audio options
  • Some people have had issues with the browser version, it is recommended to switch to a download if that happens
  • Controllers are supported but do not work in menus, fortunately there are not many. 

How to Play:

Follow the on-screen prompts to complete tasks and fulfill your mission.

Keyboard & Mouse:

  • Mouse to look around
  • W, A, S, D to move around
  • Space, E, R, Q, X to interact

Controller:

  • Right stick to look around
  • Left stick to move around
  • A, B, X, Y, Right Bumper to interact

Credits & Attributions:

Game Design and Art : Gabby Del Bianco
Game Design and Programming : Jordan Kozlowski
Additional Voices and Sound Design :
Jared Farley
Matthew Hessler

See additional attributions in credit file

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Parashooter Windows 96 MB
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Parashooter Mac 117 MB
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Parashooter Linux 90 MB
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Full Attributions 1.8 kB

Install instructions

Windows:

  1. Download _WINDOWS.zip
  2. Extract .zip
  3. Launch .exe

Mac:

  1. Download _MAC.zip
  2. Extract .zip
  3. Navigate to Contents\MacOS
  4. Launch game

Mac troubleshooting : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0op02d8n8_k&t=51s

Linux:

  Linux build has not been tested and I do not know how to launch it, included anyways.

Comments

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this felt like i played a WKUK sketch and i loved the hell out of it.

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SOLDIER! What are you doing reading the comments here? GET BACK AND GET READY FOR JUMP POSITION! GO GO GO!

Ooh-rah! Could not have said it better myself! Now… drop and give me twenty, SOLDIER!

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This is the most American FPS game ever.

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Ten hut! You’ll earn a Purple Heart for this one, Soldier!

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i actually fucking hated this so much

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Thanks for playing, Soldier!

nah it wasnt that bad tbh

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Ooh Rah!

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i loved the dialogue and the unique humour but playing the same things again is the only thing i dont like otherwise its an awesome game almost like doom original type graphics (pov: i wasnt able to jump)

Ooo-rah! Appreciate the kind words, Soldier!