We have long practiced a form of web development that is so obscure that there's probably barely a couple hundred people following a similar approach.

For that reason, grand and benevolent as we are, we thought it time to finally share some of the esoteric wisdom we gained in our journey on these tubes we call the interbobs.

All while also showing off some of the nice features of this site, both visible and invisble.

After procrastinating for months and then overcompensating by obsessing over details, our swanky new site is finally online.

Read the full story of how our main project died, rose from the ashes and is currently napping on a cheap plastic chair outside a rundown bar in a small desert town.

Open Hardware for bassheads.

Parting ways with pandas.

Content warning, obviously.

How to build a FreeBSD system with disk encryption at a remote hosting provider from the ground up.

Greetings fellow intertube traveller,

While this site hasn't seen many updates in terms of content, poobrains development is still continuing, if at a slower pace.

A new project for extremely cybre realtime resource monitoring.

It's 6:45 AM. I should've gone to sleep about 2 hours ago, but my brain keeps going back to a certain day in 2010.

So, for some reason, you my dear reader, get a free and completely subjective rendition of the events that unfolded in my life on the 24th July of that year.