Because desperate times call for desperate functions!
Add the following line to your leiningen dependencies:
[tableflisp "0.1.0-SNAPSHOT"]Require tableflisp in your namespace header:
(ns example.core
(:use [tableflisp.core]));; Friends don't let friends use the IBM JDK
(when (re-find #"IBM" (System/getProperty "java.vm.name"))
(<╯°□°>╯︵┻━┻))
;; One processor? What decade is this?!
(when (= 1 (.availableProcessors (Runtime/getRuntime)))
(<╯°□°>╯︵┻━┻))
;; FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...
(try
(apply str (repeat 7 "F") (repeat "U"))
(catch OutOfMemoryError e
(<╯°□°>╯︵┻━┻)))Copyright © 2013 FIXME
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