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Metaphysically illegal on seven planes of existence
Tonight, you’ll get what you want; tomorrow you’ll be gone.
Tonight, you’re set to become a Knight - if you can serve your order faithfully on your first ever PUB CRUSADE.
You are a fragment of the Lord God’s will condensed into the form of a Fourth-Century goose.
You pretend to talk to ghosts for a living. What are you going to do when it happens for real?
You want those chips? Fuck you. I’m having them
Don’t throw away that old advent calendar! You could make a dungeon out of it, you know.
Dress up in things you find around your house and then go kick the snot out of a dracula.
youre so fucked up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad.
A grubby little wargame about grubby little weirdos
You’re a washed-up two-bit crook with one advantage – you have a bag full of magical masks. Time for a heist.
Terrible news: the Pope is dead. Wanna be the new Pope?
A survival horror TTRPG where you are hunted for sport by up-gunned Executives
Your bosses bring folks back from the dead. YOU bring them back from the dungeon
Britain is in turmoil. You, a roguish mercenary, escort a dog the size of a caravan between jobs for glory and profit.
YOU are a rough-and-tumble street racer on the wrong side of the law.
Redact reality itself to give yourself the edge over your foes.
Finally uniting Christmas with the perfect genre - cosmic body folk horror
Brutal chaos powered by the MÖRK BORG engine
Murder your way to the top and replace the official mascot after years of humiliation.
Are YOU a bad enough dude to choke out the dog from Monopoly?
This city is rotten to the core. (This city does not exist.)
Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?
Fighting crime would be easy if you didn’t have swans for hands. Well – it’d be easier.
Beauty and death lay in wait far beneath the earth.
An entirely satirical game about murdering the super-rich and taking their things
Destroy a paperback book to let out the secrets within.
A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so
Can YOU get arrested for murder before anyone else does?
Can you impress the judges enough to earn the title of KING OF SPACE and remake the universe to your own designs?
Perform minimum-wage jobs to earn money to spend on gas. The only problem is that your arm keeps turning into a big gun
Claw your way into the fey realm and burn it to the ground
Desperate on-site logistics and operations in a grim, dark future
Petty larceny in a fantasy kingdom you're not pretty enough to be in
You cheated death. Now it wants revenge.
25 random tables to bring about a jolly holly apocalypse
The only RPG where you can play a 1960's Post Office
A sort of dice-throwing robot fights game
A high-octane single page RPG in which you must save Jesus via black magic and punching
They are out there, and they are hunger for our blood.
An unofficial Guy Ritchie flick starring several birds
Kiss and/or stab your way to glory!
High school is difficult enough without transforming into a giant monster.
Delve within an ancient forest
Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way
It's like football, but with a lot more punching
Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.
Steal from the rich in this sawn-off version of the Resistance system.
Go mad and die as you attempt, in vain, to hunt down a creature that lives on the edge of your dreams.
Broken-down cyberpunks trying to get even.
Get up to low-stakes hijinx with this one-page roleplaying game.
Can he survive to the end of this Netflix festive special?
You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.
You're just like a normal beastmaster, but in reverse.
A grim and frankly unnecessary prequel to The Witch Is Dead
Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!
Make a dungeon with your friends and then rescue your mum from inside it!
A sci-fi game of human frailty and divine intention
In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral
Quick, create a distraction!
They’re out to get us, and we must escape.
Embark on the greatest and deadliest adventure of your life upon the cut-throat Streets of Karazun!
Wake up or die trying.
If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.
BREXIT GENESIS EVANGELION
You're a time-travelling ghost, you killed Ebenezer Scrooge by mistake, and now the apocalypse is knocking at your door.
They took your memories - time to find what else you've got to lose.
You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.
Defend the honour of a dead queen and lose yourself to vile corruption.
You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.
Possess people. Raise havoc. Get revenge.
Die alone in some godforsaken forest.
Make sure he has a good time, okay? Please.
Hello from Companion Machine! Welcome to the Complex!
Make your own dice - and make your own story!
B-Movie horror RPG on a single page.
This is a FAST and FURIOUS roleplaying game. You dig?
Log in, console cowboy.
The sands rose up to claim the land; you work for the slumbering goddesses beneath.
Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.
Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.
A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.
You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.
A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence
4 strange tabletop roleplaying games.
A one-shot tabletop RPG about orcs on the rampage.
Duel with battle-haiku in the last days of the Empire.
A tabletop RPG about swearing at each other.